Humor

Soccer is known to have some of the funniest images. Here are two of them:

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If you wish to captain and crew your own boat and explorer the more than 2000 kilometers of navigable rivers and canals in France. You can explore the wonderful countryside and small villages, hidden in the historical regions of France. No special permits are required. There are boats available for 2, 4 and up to 8 people.

Well designed with modern fittings, WCs, showers, equipped kitchens. All the family can take the boat's helm and enjoy a wonderful vacation. When you take over the boat, you'll be given instructions on steering and simple maintenance.

Some of our boats such as our flagship "La Reine des Mers" (in english: The Queen of the Seas), see picture below,  offers very high standards in travel amenities.

On the ITV1 chat show Parkinson (03/04/2006), Mr. Blair talked about his most embarrassing prime ministerial moment.
When giving a press conference in France, Tony Blair was asked if there were any French policies he would like to imitate.

Mr Blair, trying to answer in French, replied: "I desire your prime minister in many different positions."

 

 

A doctor had just bought a villa on the French Riviera, when met an old lawyer friend whom he hadn't seen in years, and they started talking. The lawyer, as it turned out, owned a nearby villa. They discussed how they came to retire to the Riviera.

 "Remember that lousy office complex I bought?" asked the lawyer, "Well, it caught fire, and I retired here with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds. It's amazing that we both ended up here in pretty much the same way."

"It sure is," the lawyer replied, looking puzzled, "but I'm confused about one thing - how do you start a flood?"